The news of Macron’s slap in the Trend River abounded on Wednesday; Until the news was the most widely circulated, and the Muslims were overjoyed by the news, and Arabs and non-Arabs, whites, blacks and reds, were pleased with it, and the most important element of the six elements of the news; He is an absent element that no one has mentioned, and that is Charlie Hebdo.
Macron’s slap competed with the deal of the century, which has become a memory from history, and fell by the sword of Jerusalem after America mobilized crowds and set up parties for it.
Fans admired a newspaper headline about a Canadian Muslim family run over, and the title is “Canadian terrorist kills 4 generations of Muslims run over with his car.” Al-Khashon feared that the president of an Arab country – known for its skyscrapers, dog breeding, treachery with loved ones, and unbelief in the Wahhab – would buy the car for remembrance, and memory is a form of worship .
But – and the truth is that – French President Macron showed generosity, grace and tolerance once when he married a woman twice his age, and once when he considered the behavior of the saffa individual, not French, or “an equal oven” according to Macron’s derivations in the language to describe Islam, the Islamist is different from the “Islamist”. He knows the difference between them; To delve into jurisprudence and Sharia sciences, and the incident was “slapped”, not “slapped.” The slap was legally said to be the behavior of a madman, while Prime Minister Jean Castix said that what happened was an insult to democracy, and that the man chanted, “Down with Macaroni.” “Macaroni” is a trend, and that the man chanted a slogan from the era of monarchy, which is “Montoya Saint-Denis,” and we learned that the savior is suspicious of belonging to the yellow jackets movement, and that his sentence is imprisonment, and it may be less than 6 months, or more and become 7 years, and a fine of 50 thousand dollars, and it may be more or less depending on the skill of the prosecution and the cleverness of lawyers, and he will not be tortured, as he is French, and if he is tortured, he will not die under torture.
Arab presidents love levying and hoarding money (on the other hand); For the sake of the country’s renaissance, and donating medicine to poor countries such as China and America, and we know that the Arab peoples, if they believed in the president’s tyranny, and knew that the fine for slapping the president was financial; The spoils would have been doubled; The first booty is the people’s recovery from the president and the dispensation of the electoral fund, and the second is the state’s enrichment with financial fines.
It is said that the most important element of the story “a dog bit a man” is the question; Who is the man? And who is the dog? We have known the dog, and the man has become known. As for the bite, it is harmless, and the bitten one may consider it a kiss with his wisdom, kindness, tolerance and favor over dogs, and he may pardon the dog, so he becomes a hero in animal welfare. The slap becomes a witness to democracy, not an insult to it.
final note; In Arab countries, there are awards in the name of the state and the name of the president, but there is no award called the “God is Greatest Medal.”